From Flash News:
If you’re filing your taxes tomorrow (Apr. 15), don’t.
According to astrologer Shelley Ackerman, this year’s Tax Day is going to be a total wash thanks to the alignment of the planets.
Ackerman says the impending “Mars-Uranus conjunction” will cause the day to be completely accident prone, which means there will be plenty of room for mistakes.
She says, “Expect outbursts and explosions in the form of computer glitches, water main breaks, anything like that. The day will be very watery. It looks like the pirates aren’t just at sea, they’re at the IRS.”
Because of the “wild and woolly” vibe, Ackerman recommends folks file by tonight (Apr. 14) or ask for an extension.
If you do end up filing and mailing on Tax Day, Ackerman says it’s best to hit the post office later in the afternoon because early morning will be the worst time for “recklessness.”
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