Mike Lindell - The pillow's still fluffy but you've gone flat.
Meghan and Harry - Want privacy? Scram!
Kanye West - Take a break, get therapy!
Mitch McConnell - Be less like a turtle and more like the Roadrunner. Meep, meep!
Beyoncé - Ever heard of overexposure?
Mitt Romney - The simple truth is, you're boring.
Kamala Harris - It ain't funny. Stop laughing!
Roger Goodell - So slick, it should be easy for you to simply slip out of sight.
Mark Zuckerberg - Your new virtual reality: go home and fold your money.
Phil Murphy - If you leave now, you'll have plenty of time to get your teeth fixed.
Michael Strahan - No, we haven't forgotten the way you treated Kelly, you cad!
Liz Cheney - Shut up already!
Whoopi Goldberg - You're living proof that there's no fool like an old fool.
Taylor Swift - You single handedly made "greed" a four-letter word.
Vladimir Putin - You didn't really think you'd be Person of the Year, did you?
Sam Bankman-Fried - We hardly got to know 'ya but we're already sick of 'ya!
Kenney and Krasner - You two are weirdly co-dependent. Be gone!
Beto O'Rourke and Stacey Abrams - The people have spoken, and spoken, and spoken . . .
Colbert, Fallon and Kimmel - You've all given us a great reason to turn in early.
Tom Brady - There's no more to prove. You can leave now. It's OK.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen - See Beyoncé.
Bob Jordan (pictured) CEO of Southwest Airlines - After you've delivered the last piece of misplaced luggage to its rightful owner, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Biden and Trump - We never thought you'd wind up together but obsolescence works in strange ways.
And just one more, for fun: Pinocchio - You were much, much better in 1940, little guy!
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