You may as well find out . . .
If you're all for windmill-produced energy but don't want those monstrosities anywhere near your house, you may be a liberal.
If you say you're a women's libber but you still stand by Hillary Clinton for standing by her man, you may be a liberal.
If you espouse support for the labor movement but haven't bought or leased an American-made car in decades, then you may be a liberal.
If you think Majorie Taylor Greene's a dingbat but excuse Nancy Pelosi even when she says things like "we have to pass the bill in order to find out what's in it," then you may be a liberal.
If you say Romney's a swell guy (after he bashed Trump) but didn't vote for him then and wouldn't vote for him now, then you may be a liberal.
If you hate Tucker Carlson even though you've never actually watched his program, you may be a liberal.
If you preach tolerance and understanding but are among the first to dismiss the views of anyone who watches Newsmax or reads the New York Post, you may be a liberal.
If you say you love babies but still voted for a candidate who favors abortion on demand and infanticide, you may be a liberal.
If you say you support government funding of the arts but do not regularly go to museums or attend live theater, you may be a liberal.
If you call yourself "spiritual" but you rarely go to church, synagogue or other religious services, you may be a liberal.
If you like Obamacare but are inquiring as to whether or not your doctor will be providing concierge services, then you may be a liberal.
If you're all for clean energy but you think solar panels look tacky and/or you wouldn't dare part with your gas-guzzling Range Rover, you may be a liberal.
If you tend to agree with Barack and Oprah on race relations but you still live in an all-white neighborhood, you may be a liberal.
If you hate corporate bigwigs but were relieved when Jeff Bezos (net worth $25.2 billion) bought the Washington Post, you may be a liberal.
If you're all for the working person but wouldn't be caught dead having a shot and a beer with one, you may be a liberal.
If you dislike aristocracies but you love Downton Abbey, you may be a liberal.
If you hate Walmart but you rush to buy the latest Apple products made in sweatshops in China, you may be a liberal.
We could go on.
If you hate Tucker Carlson even though you've never actually watched his program, you may be a liberal.
If you preach tolerance and understanding but are among the first to dismiss the views of anyone who watches Newsmax or reads the New York Post, you may be a liberal.
If you say you love babies but still voted for a candidate who favors abortion on demand and infanticide, you may be a liberal.
If you faithfully read the New York Times but never read the Wall Street Journal, you may be a liberal.
If you favor keeping the drinking age at 21 but think it's OK for fifteen-year-olds to undergo gender reassignment then you may be a liberal.
If you favor keeping the drinking age at 21 but think it's OK for fifteen-year-olds to undergo gender reassignment then you may be a liberal.
If you say you support government funding of the arts but do not regularly go to museums or attend live theater, you may be a liberal.
If you call yourself "spiritual" but you rarely go to church, synagogue or other religious services, you may be a liberal.
If you like Obamacare but are inquiring as to whether or not your doctor will be providing concierge services, then you may be a liberal.
If you're all for clean energy but you think solar panels look tacky and/or you wouldn't dare part with your gas-guzzling Range Rover, you may be a liberal.
If you tend to agree with Barack and Oprah on race relations but you still live in an all-white neighborhood, you may be a liberal.
If you hate corporate bigwigs but were relieved when Jeff Bezos (net worth $25.2 billion) bought the Washington Post, you may be a liberal.
If you're all for the working person but wouldn't be caught dead having a shot and a beer with one, you may be a liberal.
If you dislike aristocracies but you love Downton Abbey, you may be a liberal.
If you hate Walmart but you rush to buy the latest Apple products made in sweatshops in China, you may be a liberal.
We could go on.
But we think that by now you probably get the idea, yes?
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