We Won't Forget This Anytime Soon!

 

He Was The King Of The One-Liners!

Comedy just ain't what it used to be . . . to the extent it even exists at all. So, turn back the clock with us and have a few good, old-fashioned laughs!

Oh, This Guy Has Always Been Prescient!

 

My Tony Predictions For Tonight!

Here's who will win Broadway's Tony Awards tonight:

Best musical: SCHMIGADOON

Best musical revival: THE JELLICLE BALL

Best actress, musical:  Caissie Levy, Ragtime

Best actor, musical: Joshua Henry, Ragtime 

Best featured actress, musical: Shoshana Bean, The Lost Boys

Best director, musical: Zhailon Levingston and Bill Rauch, The Jellicle Ball 

Best play: LIBERATION

Best play revival: DEATH OF A SALESMAN

Best actress, play: Lesley Manville, Oedipus 

Best actor, play: John Lithgow, Giant

Best featured actress, play: Laurie Metcalf, Death of a Salesman

Best featured actor, play:  Christopher Abbott, Death of a Salesman

Best director, play: Joe Mantello, Death of a Salesman

Here's Hows CBS FIRED Scott Pelley!

 

OMG! Were These Two Separated At Birth?

Obama's statue at his library has been unveiled and it looks like Ron Howard.

Let Them Eat Cake? ABSOLUTELY!

VIDEO: Rare Interview With An American Legend

For Old Times Sake -- Just For Fun!

On Live TV, Gutfeld Eviscerates Sherrill And Kim

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld launched a blistering attack on New Jersey Sen. Andy Kim and Gov. Mikie Sherrill after both Democrats appeared outside the Delaney Hall immigration detention facility during Memorial Day protests against ICE operations. Here's what Gutfeld said:

“So that’s how they spent their Memorial Day? … The message is clear. Illegal immigrants, no matter how criminal they are, take priority over dead soldiers. We would rather foment anti-American spectacles on Memorial Day. Do I care that Andy Kim got pepper-sprayed? No, I don’t care. You are doing this on Memorial Day, champ. You’re actually participating in something that undermines our country’s security.

You know, a veteran was murdered a few days ago. You didn’t give two turds about that. I don’t care about you. What Kim got was what he wanted. He wanted the attention off of Memorial Day and on him. But it’s not going to change the way we feel about him or anything else. Here’s the deal: this is all designed… All this that we know.

This and we’re not scared of it anymore. That’s the beauty of it. It doesn’t bother us. But it’s designed to create a visual spectacle, an obstacle that then pressures you into submission. Then when the spectacle happens, they go, ‘Look! Look what the policy is creating! Look at this chaos! Isn’t this awful?’

This went on in Minnesota. We can go through all that. But it’s the visual chaos that they claim is being caused by the deportation. No, it isn’t. The visual chaos is caused by them. It’s like if I throw a party and you bring a gun. You can’t blame me for my party leading to gun violence. You brought the violence there, you scum.

-Greg Gutfeld | Fox News

THIS Is The Way You Say Goodbye

This is what elegance and class looks like. It’s also the way a gentleman and a legend ends his television run. I remember weeping with all of America this night. #JohnnyCarson. pic.twitter.com/Hh5Pw1ud5o

— Raymond Arroyo (@RaymondArroyo) May 24, 2026

. . . NOT the way pathetic, phony jerks do nowadays!

We'll Just Leave This Here For Now . . .

The Long Goodbye Lands With A Thud!

THE RATINGS ARE IN:

• Colbert finale: 6.74 million • Letterman finale: 13.8 million • Carson’s finale: 55 million

Once Upon A Time, THGIS Was Late Night TV!

One Upon A Time In America . . .

 

President Trump Remembers Ted Turner

 

And I Won't Be Watching Anytime Soon, Either!

 

A Comedian's Open Letter To Jimmy Kimmel

From Comedian terrance K. Williams:

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

On ABC TV, Two Days Before Assassination Attempt!

Yes, ABC should fire Jimmy Kimmel NOW!

Call ABC TV Audience Relations at 1-818-460-7477 or use the online feedback form at abc.com/feedback. For corporate complaints, contact the Disney/ABC switchboard at (818) 560-1000.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow." pic.twitter.com/LdloPzMyXr

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 26, 2026

Also, feel free to boycott Kimmel's sponsors:

 

How In The Hell Did THIS Ever Happen?

When Giants wide receiver Phil McConkey picked up a gun from the field after winning the 1987 Super Bowl 😳 pic.twitter.com/8mBQm8Fsr8

— Football’s Greatest Moments (@FBGreatMoments) April 19, 2026

When Giants wide receiver Phil McConkey picked up a gun from the field after winning the 1987 Super Bowl