Vice President Biden hasn't been seen at all in recent days.
He's drifted off the radar screen.
But word is that "Regular Joe" (the man who pretends to be just a common, ordinary, everyday guy) is actually hopelessly vain. And, he has no intention of getting old. In fact, there's a bit of Hollywood in this "Regular Joe."
So now the rumor is that Joe is getting some more strategic hair plugs and possibly a dye job on what little hair he has left on that thinning mane.
Don't you just love the way his only bit of longer hair sorta flips up a bit as it reaches his neck? Just a touch of Mark Twain there -- without the gray, of course.
Is he, or isn't he?
Does he, or doesn't he?
Only his plugger knows for sure.
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