Sunday, July 8, 2012

Butt Cracks, Beer Bellies, Etc: Cover Them Up, Please!

And another thing: In this hot weather we respectfully request that you cover up tattoos and spare us exposure to your butt cracks, beer bellies, midriff flab, cellulite, butt cheeks and sagging upper arms as they contribute to visual blight which is most unwelcome. Also, lose the tank tops.
PS: Covering up discretely with light clothing will actually make you feel cooler just as an undershirt beneath your summer shirt or blouse will cool you off as it will absorb perspiration. Show a little class, OK?

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