In no particular order:
Carly Fiorina: The lady boss you'd really want to work for. And be prepared to work like hell.
Chris Christie: The super smart lawyer you call if you're really in trouble.
Jeb Bush: The nice but dreadfully boring teacher you had in high school.
Rand Paul: That pissy kid who was always picking a fight.
Donald Trump: The boastful businessman you try to avoid.
Scott Walker: The friendly neighbor you confide in over the backyard fence.
John Kasich: The consultant your boss called in to conduct team building exercises.
Marco Rubio: That guy -- the one both your wife and your gay friend still have a major crush on.
Mike Huckabee: The town pastor who really may be as nice and well-intended as he seems.
Ted Cruz: The smartest kid on the debate team, he never stopped talking.
Ben Carson: That doctor friend you'd call if you were really facing a health crisis.