Friday, August 7, 2015

Morning After: Who Was Who At GOP Debate

In no particular order:

Carly Fiorina: The lady boss you'd really want to work for. And be prepared to work like hell.

Chris Christie: The super smart lawyer you call if you're really in trouble.

Jeb Bush: The nice but dreadfully boring teacher you had in high school.

Rand Paul: That pissy kid who was always picking a fight.

Donald Trump: The boastful businessman you try to avoid.

Scott Walker: The friendly neighbor you confide in over the backyard fence.

John Kasich: The consultant your boss called in to conduct team building exercises.

Marco Rubio: That guy -- the one both your wife and your gay friend still have a major crush on.

Mike Huckabee: The town pastor who really may be as nice and well-intended as he seems.

Ted Cruz: The smartest kid on the debate team, he never stopped talking.

Ben Carson: That doctor friend you'd call if you were really facing a health crisis.

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