Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Kerry Shills For Preppy New England Clothing Line


Now our new Secretary of State is shilling for a high-priced preppy clothing line.
You got that right.
And wouldn't you know: The line is oh-so-popular in ultra-chic Mahhhhtha's Vineyaaaahhhd? Ohhh, yeah - the summer stomping grounds of the glitterati.
After one audience member in Germany complimented Kerry on his pink (appropriate color) tie. the graduate of the noted St. Paul's School in New Hampshire and Yale University praised the sartorial virtues of Vineyard Vines, a Connecticut purveyor of — in its own description — "preppy" clothes that has a pink whale for a logo.
And the cost of each tie?
Well, Kerry left that out.
But we'll tell you: Seventy five bucks, exclusive of shipping and handling.
BTW: We hear that most of the clothes are made in China. here's how Urban Dictionary describes it: "Once considered generally cool, this brand of preppy retail clothing has since become symbolic with certain upper-class groups dedicated to furthering only themselves.
Almost exclusively made in China. Poorly made and ill-fitting, they usually come in obnoxious pastels."

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