Sunday, February 26, 2017

WINNERS HERE NOW: You Needn't Watch!

You don't have to watch the Oscars tonight.
It's bound to be a Trump-bashing fest.
And, besides we'll actually tell you who will win right here. Yes, we've got the winners. Here they are:

Picture: La La Land
Director: Damien Chazelle, La La Land
Actress: Emma Stone, La La Land
Actor: Denzel Washington, Fences
Supporting Actress: Viola Davis, Fences
Supporting Actor: Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Adapted Screeplay: Moonlight
Original Screenplay: Manchester by the Sea
Cinematography: La La Land
Costumes: Jackie
Film Editing: La La Land
Makeup/Hairstyling: Star Trek Beyond
Production Design: La La Land
Score: La La Land
Song: City of Stars, La La Land
Sound Editing: Hacksaw Ridge
Sound Mixing: La La Land
Visual Effects: The Jungle Book
Animated Feature: Zootopia
Documentary: OJ: Made in America
Foreign Language Film: The Salesman
Animated Short: Piper
Documentary Short: Joe's Violin
Live Action Short: Enemies Interieurs

It will be a Very Big night for La La Land but the film (which we predict to take home NINE Oscars) will not tie or break the record for Oscars which is 11.

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