Wednesday, December 29, 2021

22 People Who Should Get Lost In 2022

Oh. c'mon!
You all know someone who you wish would just buzz off in 2022. 
And on the big stage, the stage of power, fame and (in some cases) fortune, we all know somebody like that. In fact we probably all know at least 22 people who should get lost in 2022.
Here's our 22 (give or take a few) in no particular order. We'd be happy if we never saw of heard from them again, quite frankly:

1) Jill and Joe. Just call them slouchy and grouchy. They're eminently expendable, and have been for some time!

2) Fauci. There are quite a few on this list who should have retired eons ago. Among all of those, Dr. Ant'nee tops the list. What a disaster!

3) Philly's Double K Krybaby Duo, Kenney and Krasner. Boorish bellyachers both, they're destroying a great city.

4) Phony Phil Murphy. Hypocrisy personified. Did you vote for this poseur? If you did (or if you didn't bother to vote) shame on 'ya!

5) Andy Kim. The inconsequential congressperson. A shameless grandstander who actually accomplishes nothing. Oh, wait -- he picked debris off the floor of the Capitol rotunda.

6) Liz Cheney. If she isn't the definition of a privileged white person, we don't know who is.

7) Mitt Romney. McCain should have taught us. Don't let them into the Senate after they've lost the Big Prize. Thank you, Al Gore!

8) Whoopi Goldberg. The Big Challenge of the new year: how to make someone so Falstaffian disappear. Calling David Copperfield . . . . 

9) Geraldo Rivera. He's always been egocentric. But now he's disputatious and tiresome as well.

10) Schumer. We'd almost be willing to trade the Cuomo brudders for him. Keep them, dump him. Well, we did say almost.

11) Bill Gates. Nobody ever liked the Smartest Man In The Room. And we like him even less now.

12) Alex Baldwin. What a mess this guy has made of things. Too late for anger management, we fear.

13) Bette Midler. Four words: shut up and sing! Well, on second thought, just shut up!

14) Harry and Meghan. Why do exiled royals always wind up here? Didn't we cast them aside nearly 250 years ago?

15) Pelosi. Will this be the year she finally retires? Or can we at least eject her from the Speaker's chair and exile her to Alcatraz.

16) Steve Sweeney. Well, yeah -- he should be gone as he suffered a humiliating defeat. But now he promises to run for governor. Chutzpah would be too mild a word.

17) AOC and The Squad. Are there two or three of 'em? We're never quite sure. What we do know is there are too many of them.

19) Lorne Michaels. In fact you can include the entire SNL cast and crew in this one. Shoulda been cancelled years ago.

20) Elizabeth Warren. The nattering nag. She really is America's mother-in-law.

21) Joy Behar. Is she as dumb as she is loud or as loud as she is dumb? Either way, she's disposable.

22) Bezos. He not only looks menacing and more and more he and his empire are becoming suffocating. 

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