Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Presenting The Top Ten Biggest Weasels Right Now

Yeah, weasels.

Weasel are opportunistic, untrustworthy beings who act surreptitiously.You wouldn't want to rely on a weasel to stand by you if you were facing a challenge or a tough fight. Yet, people keep falling for their mischief and, for all their chicanery, weasels endure.

In no particular order, here's our current Top Ten:

Antebellum weasel. Lindsey Graham If Tennessee Williams ever created a weasely character he/she would be darling Lindsey, flitting about from vote to vote and election to election with all the heft of a fruit fly.

Boy wonder weasel. Mark Zuckerburg It wasn't his fault. He was threatened. He was overwhelmed. He was . . . . complicit!

Participation trophy weasel. Andy Kim Don't you understand by now that for weasels it's not about actually accomplishing anything? Nah. It's all about deflection and grabbing attention for yourself.

Crybaby weasel. Cory Booker The senate's resident Drama Queen will cry bountiful salty tears as he feels your pain. But be careful, for it'll cost you Big Time.

Hefty hooded weasel. John Fetterman The outfit's not the only gimmick. Watch out for the back peddling, sudden shifts and pirouettes as he winks at himself in the mirror.

DEI weasel. Karen Bass So falsely promoted and so adept at avoiding accountability that she actually almost became Vice President of the United States. Now, watch her scurry.

YadaYada weaselBill Maher The yapping weasel who's so clever and talks so fast that you forget that he's not actually on your side -- and likely never will be.

Pater familias weasel. Gavin Newsom The slippery emperor of Weaseldom rules a realm of endless evasion but alas, time may be running out. Maybe.

Corn husker weasel. Joni Ernst Who knew that there was a weasel in those beloved maize fields? But Pete smoked her out and knocked her back into line -- for now.

Voulez vous weasels. Emmanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau. Weasels are everywhere. One's announced that he's surrendering and the other appears headed in the same direction. But don't be so sure. Les belettes sont éternelles.


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