Friday, October 30, 2026

Greatest Broadway Patter And Conversational Songs

Getting Married Today, a tongue twister.
From the 1930s to today, Broadway has given us a distinct treasure in the form of patter and conversational song styles produced by the likes of Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, Lerner and Loewe, Meredith Willson, Jerry Herman, Kander and Ebb, Stephen Sondheim, Lin-Manuel Miranda and so many others.

Here, we combine two styles of Broadway songs (patter and conversational) into one list, judging songs on their lyrical cleverness, musicality, theatrical impact, memorable exchanges, comic timing, and sheer enjoyment. 

The patter songs are delivered rapid-fire, defying any attempt at mere conversation, as opposed to the more normally-paced conversational songs. But neither group is sung so much as it is talked or chattered away. 

Therefore, this isn't simply a list of the fastest songs. Some of the greatest musical-theatre writing happens when two people are having an ordinary conversation, disagreeing, flirting, reminiscing, or trying to outwit each other.

We've arranged these chronologically rather than ranking them strictly by speed. The selections represent our recommended listening canon, not an official industry ranking and, we're pleased to say we've seen many of these numbers performed live, some in the actual Broadway production and others in concert or cabaret settings.

What a joy these songs are -- AND they're almost entirel! unique to Broadway!

The top 30

1930s–1940s: The foundations

#

Song

Musical (year)

Style

1

You're the Top

Anything Goes (1934)

Witty verbal patter

2

Friendship

Anything Goes (1934)

Comic conversational duet

3

Tchaikovsky (and Other Russians)

Lady in the Dark (1941)

Lightning-fast catalogue patter

4

Some Other Time

On the Town (1944)

Intimate conversational trio

5

Brush Up Your Shakespeare

Kiss Me, Kate (1948)

Comic verbal duet

1950s–1960s: The golden age of musical conversation

#

Song

Musical (year)

Style

6

Ya Got Trouble

The Music Man (1957)

Classic rapid-fire patter

7

Rock Island

The Music Man (1957)

Rhythmic ensemble conversation

8

I Remember It Well

Gigi (1958)

Charming comic reminiscence

9

Fugue for Tinhorns

Guys and Dolls (1950)

Interwoven conversational patter

10

Tonight at Eight

She Loves Me (1963)

Witty conversational anticipation

11

The Little Tin Box

Fiorello! (1959)

Political comic patter

12

Comedy Tonight

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1962)

Fast, witty theatrical patter

1970s: The Sondheim revolution

#

Song

Musical (year)

Style

13

Getting Married Today

Company (1970)

Legendary rapid-fire patter

14

Barcelona

Company (1970)

Hilarious conversational duet

15

Have I Got a Girl for You

Company (1970)

Rapid-fire ensemble banter

16

Sorry-Grateful

Company (1970)

Conversational reflection

17

The Worst Pies in London

Sweeney Todd (1979)

Comic narrative patter

18

A Little Priest

Sweeney Todd (1979)

Brilliant rhyming comic duet

19

We Both Reached for the Gun

Chicago (1975)

Rapid-fire theatrical manipulation

1980s–2000s: Modern verbal virtuosity

#

Song

Musical (year)

Style

20

Franklin Shepard, Inc.

Merrily We Roll Along (1981)

Explosive rapid-fire patter

21

Putting It Together

Sunday in the Park with George (1984)

Interwoven conversational patter

22

Everybody Loves Louis

Sunday in the Park with George (1984)

Fast, witty conversational storytelling

23

The Speed Test

Thoroughly Modern Millie (2002)

Tongue-twisting rapid-fire patter

24

I Speak Six Languages

The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (2005)

Character-driven verbal comedy

25

Therapy

tick, tick... BOOM! (2001)

Hilarious musical argument

2010s–2020s: A new generation of patter

#

Song

Musical (year)

Style

26

Guns and Ships

Hamilton (2015)

Extraordinary rapid-fire rap

27

Satisfied

Hamilton (2015)

Intricate narrative and verbal virtuosity

28

Non-Stop

Hamilton (2015)

Overlapping rapid-fire ensemble patter

29

Haus of Holbein

SIX (2017)

Rapid-fire comic ensemble

30

A Musical

Something Rotten! (2015)

Hilarious, densely packed theatrical patter

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