Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Rise And Fall Of A Great Entertainment Venue


The resorts are almost all gone now, but the humor lives on. Correspondent Richard Schlesinger talks with comedian Stewie Stone about the lessons of the Borscht Belt; we learn how one Catskills resort is managing to hang on; and we'll see how the old jokes are still getting laughs at an off-Broadway production called what else Old Jews Telling Jokes.

Monday, December 7, 2009

More Tiger Woods Jokes!

Because you asked for them, here are more Tiger Woods, jokes courtesy of Daily Comedy:

When asked how the recent car accident/beat down had affected his playing ability, Tiger said, "Well, my long game is still pretty good. i just need to focus on getting my putz down."

Tiger Woods new caddie is now his wife. She will let him know when he can use his wood.

Tiger Woods latest (alleged) mistress to come forth, Mindy Lawton, confided to a gossip mag that the golfer was "well endowed".
I thought everyone already knew he was extremely rich.

Did you know Tiger Woods is no longer the best golfer in the world? Its true his wife beat him last week using only one club.

Tiger Woods told friends today how he is not his wife's punching bag as the media has made him out to be . " I can take care of myself in a fight with Elin . Last night I showed her how tough I really am . I snapped my chin down on her fist , then I hit her in the knee with my stomach , and finally smashed her in the elbow with my nose ! "

Friday, February 29, 2008

PC Chuckles

Adam Cirucci sent us these wonderful politically correct jokes:
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ... They invite the bar's patrons to aninterfaith discussion on tolerance.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? .... You can't hug a pizza.
What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit? .... Gosh, that's aswell suit! I must get the name of your tailor.
An Irish American, a Japanese American, and an African American were stranded on a desert island ... Luckily theydrew strength from their differences and ultimately survived the ordeal.