Dan Cirucci: Schedule Announced For DNC Convention In Philly

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Schedule Announced For DNC Convention In Philly

The schedule has just been announced* for the opening of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia this summer. It's very exciting!

Here it is:

DNC Schedule:

Saturday, 27 August 2016

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and

Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

"How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!"

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal

Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee

Rachel Maddow welcomed with uproarious applause after she's introduced by Rosie O'Donnell, Lena Dunham and the women of The View.

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

"Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you"

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM

Ceremonial "We Surrender" Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

"How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America "

"Sneaky Joe" Biden

12:00 AM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

*Courtesy of an anonymous e-mail which has been making the rounds.

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He's been cited by the late Rush Limbaugh, quoted in the New York Times, featured at Real Clear Politics and Lucianne.com and interviewed across all media.

He's Dan Cirucci, the founder and editor-in chief of the Dan Cirucci Blog, a Save Jersey blog columnist, frequent guest on the Matt Rooney radio show and one of the most widely honored public relations professionals in his field. He's also been a public relations consultant to numerous organizations and individuals and hosted The Advocates on RVN-TV.

Inducted into the Philadelphia Public Relations Hall of Fame, for many years he served as a Lecturer in Corporate Communication at Penn State University. A former President of the Philadelphia Public Relations Association (PPRA) he has lectured at Rowan University, Temple University, The College of New Jersey and Arcadia University. He has conducted workshops on public relations for thousands of participants throughout the nation and has taught countless others the art of public speaking. He has also advised numerous lawyers, judges, public officials and political candidates.

Cirucci is a prolific writer and his op-ed pieces have appeared in the Philadelphia Daily News, Philadelphia Inquirer, Courier-Post, Broad and Liberty and other print and online platforms.

A native of Camden NJ, Cirucci is a former President of the Philadelphia chapter of the International Association of Business Communicators. Cirucci served as Associate Executive Director of the Philadelphia Bar Association for nearly 30 years. He served as Chair of Penn State University's Professional Advisory Board for the Corporate Communication major at Penn State Abington and on the Pennsylvania Bar Association's Judicial Selection Commission.

He received his MA degree from Rowan University and his BA from Villanova University. He has been named a Distinguished Alumnus of Rowan's public relations program and received the E. A. "Wally" Richter Leadership Award, the highest honor from the National Association of Bar Executives' Communications Section. He has also been honored by numerous other local, state and national groups.

In his hometown of Camden, Cirucci taught fifth grade at the Ulysses Wiggins Elementary School named for the founder of the Camden NAACP. There he was one of the first teachers in the country to teach African-American history to inner city students. He later served as editor of a local weekly newspaper, as Assistant to the Township Manager of Cherry Hill Township and as Associate Director of Communications at the New Jersey State Bar Association.

Cirucci's passions include all things Italian, politics, the popular culture, books and authors, art, communication, music, theatre, movies, dining and travel.

He and his wife Carole have two grown children and seven grandchildren.

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