Tuesday, March 24, 2009

'Rooster Booster' Swinsuit

From Buck Wolf at About.com:
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when George Costanza is changing out of his swimsuit, and a girl he's interested in accidentally walks in and laughs, because he's suffered a little post-pool shriveling?
"Shrinkage" -- that age-old age-old problem of guys worrying about their manhood looking diminished after taking a swim -- might be solved. Introducing the "Rooster Booster" -- a $25 lycra bathing suit with a pocket in the crotch.
In the pocket, a guy inserts a breathable foam padding. The manufacturer claims it not only guards against shrinkage, it also keeps a man warm in a spot where he never wants to feel ice cold.
"No one wants to look at the frightened turtle when a guy gets out of the water," designer Michael Yarwood tells my friends at FlashNews. "Every girl will tell you, a wet male crotch dressed in lycra in not attractive.”

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