Above, Obama's Chief Speechwriter Jon Favreau (left) groping Hillary Clinton cardboard cutout at a party.
Yeah, that Team Obama is quite a crowd - a real wild 'n crazy bunch.
In no particular order, here's our informal assessment of some of the major players on "Team O" as we approach the first 100 days:
Janet Napolitano: What in hell were we thinking when we said she was a good choice?
Rahm Emanuel: Nine-and-a-half fingers and a killer instinct sounds like a bad horror movie.
Robert Gibbs - Hey, I got an idea: Let's numb the press with dumbness; or bore them to death!
Eric Holder - Mistakes were made. Mistakes are being made. More mistakes will be made.
David Axelrod - Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
Jon Favreau - I write the words that make the teleprompter sing (when I'm not acting like a jackass).
Hillary Clinton - We liked her during the campaign but now it seems like the wheels have come off the wagon.
Timothy Geithner - Was it just a coincidence that Geithner didn't appear on the scene until after "Young Frankenstein" closed on Broadway?
Paul Volcker - Does anybody know I'm here?
Larry Summers - Zzzzzzzzzz.