1) If it's freaky, it flies. The aberration guides.
2) Every nobody is now officially Somebody.
3) The truth is whatever you can fit into 280 characters or less.
4) The organization man is trans.
5) Stand up is flat on its back. Funny is puny.
6) Propaganda is the new journalism. There is nothing else.
7) All things vaginal are magisterial.
8) The inconsequential reigns. What's petty pontificates.
9) There is no chilling effect anymore because you dare not even think it in the first place.
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