David Letterman's got Sarah Palin in his sights again.
This from his Tuesday night monologue:
Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved good-bye to Russia. Obama was waving to her.
And people are puzzled by this. They say, “Well Governor, Sarah, what are you going to do? What’s going to happen?” And insiders believe that she hopes to be the next “Octomom.” But I don’t know.
But she’s going to take the summer off, and then will come back next fall in the 10 o’clock slot.
She said that before she decided to quit, she called Dick Cheney. Do you remember Dick “Ka-boom” Cheney? And I thought, well, this is great because when you want some advice on strategic maneuvers, I mean, you go to the architect of the Iraqi war. I mean, isn’t that where you go? That’s where you want to be.
But friends of Governor Palin are saying that she is resigning because she is tired of attacks from the media. Thank God I didn’t say anything.