Dead Fly Haunts Obama?

From Flash News:
If President Obama begins to hear mysterious buzzing in the White House, a phantom fly may be near.
According to paranormal researcher Dean Maynard, dead animals can come back as ghosts just like humans, so that famous fly Obama killed last week in the White House could ultimately haunt him.
Since the fly died so suddenly, it may seek vengeance on the prez by appearing in ghostly form and buzzing in his ear from time to time.
However, Maynard doesn’t believe it’ll be a malicious entity, since animal spirits tend to come back in fairly good moods, not necessarily knowing they’ve passed on.
If Obama is distracted by the phantom fly, he can exorcise the ghost by communicating with it out loud and asking for its forgiveness.
Maynard says talking with spirits and letting them know you’re not afraid is a surefire way to get them to stop pestering you.